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Galactic Rover

News from Saturday, January 06, 2001 @ 1:40 AM, PST

Following newz comes from SanDiego:

The Rover makes me laugh…just to see him doing his crazy shit. Is he
still pedaling his whorish wares to the Renobulans? I’m sure he’d be
pleased to avoid a legitimate show-down with a Bilgor Vent Beast (although
we all know he’d crush its skull and say something macho).

The GR deserves more exposure than he’s gotten of late. He’s got no one to
blame but himself really…after all, it was his choice to impregnate all
the female inhabitants on Chorsuka’s 3rd moon. And they said mateing with
them would kill him…yeah right. The last I heard from him 16 of them had
died of orgasmitus and he had paralyzed 7 others…all that and he’s still
getting over the pit fighting injuries.

Keep it real. CaptainAmerica(sic) [ aka The Battling Senator ]

Posted by:   DLa [ Edited on: 01/29/07 ] | [ 0 ] Leave a Comment »

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