Dead Letter Art

To all members of the society

News from Monday, April 12, 2004 @ 2:17 AM

Press Release April 11, 2004
Dead Letter Art Corporation

To all members of the society,

Due to a technical malfunction in DLA’s recently aquired texture machine, the expected April 15th release of DLA #20 has been postponed exactly one week in order to modify and adjust the machine and obtain the correct texture alignment. We understand that this is an inconvenience to our readers, but in order to provide a more quality product, these measures had to be taken.

Shipment from the Dead Letter Press, Seattle to F-disk Media Moses Lake Distribution center will take place on Monday, April 19th, in which case, Distribution of the textured Publication will be expected no later than the 22nd.

Sincere Appologies for the inconvenience,
Dead Letter Press, Seattle
Osseus
Publisher

PS Perishable, you may be thinking that the above is a bunch of fluff to state that the oss is simply stalling, but it is actually quite literal. I have a certain device which I have only tested slightly, and have run into a minor problem which I must remedy in order to obtain the result I am going for. I need to purchase something in the next day or two and then the final production will be able to be completed over next weekend, and Eastside will bow in awe to Westside innovation. Oh, by the way, I just remembered, I may be in Moses next weekend, so I might have to just bring the thing and hand deliver it to you on the 18th! Even if I am unable to get the perfect result, I will get it off to you, because I am unable to spend any more time on it this quarter, the big rush has begun.