Dead Letter Art

Re:plizz

News from Thursday, May 03, 2001 @ 12:44 PM

[posting from the 'BattlingSenator':]

You want to know what’s going on down here? I’ll tell you what’s going on! I’m kicking ass and tagging chicks! Total lawlessness! I bought a rocket launcher and now the fun never stops. I’m also wondering why you choose to stay in the land of grey skies and dirty hippies. There is no place on earth like San Diego amigo. I’m getting ready to graduate and take the bar exam. I’m working my ass off at a little law firm for $10 an hour when I should be making $200. I don’t worry about it too much at this point though…I’ll get my chance to bleed the masses of their hard-earned paychecks soon enough. You can’t get blood from a stone, but even poor people have their childrens’ milk money. What do you want me to do with the Rover? I’m unclear as to what input you want. I printed out your latest page and I really like the Renobulan standing furthest from the slave cage ramp. I’ve got to get to work…unlike some rich, spoiled, Seattle-based playboy I know.